"I’ve started to ship this because of you"
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
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white lady and a duck in a rap battle
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if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
Very insightful, thank you
"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god